My dear grocery check out girl or boy…I really appreciate your friendliness, really I do. But, when you grill me on why I am buying my desert and cleaning products and in which order I will consume them, it makes me uncomfortable. If I wanted to tell you why I chose the toilet paper that was not on sale, I would gladly tell you. Things like desert, windex and toilet paper are not matters I would like to discuss with a stranger. Being that you have such a loud, friendly voice, the entire aisle 5 and 7 can hear what you are saying. I really don't care to have my private life disclosed in such a manner.
a happily stealth shopper