I opened my mailbox the other day and gasped. A second white envelope from Six Apart! What could it be? I went inside, opened up my precious package, and to my heart’s great delight, it was another T-shirt! I got a tear in my eye because I knew my friends at Six Apart must really, really care. The first T-shirt was a teaser. The second meant commitment. Care. Compassion.
I am feeling like Joseph. This T-shirt is my Technicolor Dream Coat. I will wear it proudly as I am the favored child.
I will stay far away from any open pits or wells…or should I say septic tanks, since I live in Granger?
I will never tell these friends that the second T-shirt was sent via intern-error. I do not believe it. I am the favored child. It is my destiny.