My brother Kevin and sister-in-law Lynn got married a few years back. For the second half of their honeymoon, they just showed up at a hotel without reservations. This is what they got. Lynn said, “When we got to the hotel the lady asked if we were afraid of horses. This was the only room left. It lit up with black lights.”
Oh my. I laughed so hard at this I had tears in my eyes.
Moral of the story: Always plan ahead. If you are boring and just want a boring old hotel room.