Things You Really Shouldn’t Tweet

  1. What just came out of your nose when you blew it twitter-blue
  2. How much you can’t stand your spouse
  3. That you just took a shower or bath. Really. Ew…
  4. What pharmaceuticals you’ve been taking, legal or illegal.
  5. What your spouse or significant other’s paycheck was or wasn’t.
  6. that you are just 2 followers away from 10,000, and you need a few more to add to your collection.
  7. What your babies diaper looked like when you changed it.  It is very sweet and adorable to you, but not to me.
  8. Limit your food tweets to one a day.  Call your Mommy and tell her.  She really wants to know about it.
  9. For Christians: Praying to God through the Twitter bird just seems weird to me.
  10. Don’t tweet endlessly cute things that your kid just said…wait…I do that 10x a day.  You’re allowed to do this one, and this one only.

Carry on, and Tweet away!

9 thoughts on “Things You Really Shouldn’t Tweet

  • July 28, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Love the list….I am sure there are a few more that could be added. I have read some about people hating their job or comments about co-workers.

  • July 28, 2010 at 10:19 am

    Oh I am SO with you on #6. That one almost makes me want to UNfollow!

  • July 28, 2010 at 10:42 am

    #9! It may be meant to be heartfelt, to say stuff like, “Lord give me strength today, cuz I really need it!” every day, but to me it just sounds whiny and like a plea for everyone to feel sorry for you and ask what’s wrong. It’s called life, and sometimes it’s not all double-rainbows and unicorn farts.

    (Plus, i hate the non-word “cuz”)
    I sound like a grumpy old man.

  • July 28, 2010 at 11:51 am

    I don’t “tweet” but really, do people write things like #1-8? Don’t they have a life??? #9 I can see on rare occasions and #10 can bring smiles and laughter to others so go for it!


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