Why I Never get around to Folding Socks

This was my house today.  There was only one little person home. 

Her name is Isabelle, and she’s lots of fun.  This is why things are not dusted at my house, and the socks are not folded.  Someday…someday, my house will be clean again for more than the 8 hours my darlings are in bed.  What would I do with all that extra time?